Lord Mantis' album 'Death Mask' should also be on this list. It is easily one of the best albums of the year, but the subject matter, themes and artwork are extremely provocative. Take Indian's aggression and fill the lyrics with the most grotesque and controversial imagery imaginable and you have 'Death Mask'. It's not by any means a sensible thing to fill your head with, but it is thrilling in the same way a slasher flick is. It is a complete and uncompromising unrestrained masterpiece of human agony.
My enormous fear of failure is equalled only by my fear of success. And people say I'm unbalanced...30/12/2014
There's nothing like a person walking the same circle as you, telling you that you are not lost. It's comforting.
There were loads of reasons to hate New Kids on the Block back in the day, but the most lingering one is that when someone says "Step one" I have to sing "We can have lots of fun."
Gastric Mucosa is the lining that stops your stomach from digesting itself. Stomach acid is strong enough to digest razor blades, so a shout out to my gut snot which keeps me from dying in screaming horrible agony.
I'm disappointed in my colleagues. People should know me better than to assume that I'm some kind of weirdo. I don't understand why it is that I can spread so much joy and love, and care so much for my fellow Australians and yet it's still so easy for people to think the worst of me. It's disgusting that people here are so gutterminded. We're at level 3 water restrictions, so obviously when I ask people to shower with me I'm only thinking of water conservation, but people have to make it somehow creepy.
I went to see an optometrist and said to the receptionist, "I think I might need glasses." There was a short silence before she sweetly replied, "In my opinion as a barista, I think you might be right." I noted the heavy smell of coffee I had previously ignored then disregarded the barista as I have no confidence in her qualification as an optometrist.
This creepy little guy is called a Waterbear, or the Tardigrade. It has survived all five mass extinctions on Earth so far. Props to you, you hard little bastard. I was thinking about having a Can-Do attitude when I remembered that it was something like 50 years between the tin can being invented and the appearance of the first can opener. What does this mean for my Can-Do attitude? Peter Durand patented the tin can in 1810 for food preservation. The first tin cans were so thick they had to be hammered open and so no dedicated opener existed. It wasn't until 1858, 48 years after the tin can arrived that cans became thin enough for Ezra Warner to patent the first can opener.
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