The guy on the bottom right is a stink bug, but I reckon he rates a mention.
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I’m not a technophobe, but sometimes I really miss the simplicity of how things used to be. I think the slower pace of life would really have agreed with someone like me who has a kind of meandering thought process. Letters instead of emails, an abacus instead of a computer, a sundial instead of a digital clock. In my meandering mopey way, I built a sundial while I sat in front of my keyboard. It was really nothing special. Just a pencil and some blu-tac. While I was massaging the blu-tac into an appropriate shape I thought about the early mathematician who calculated the circumference of the earth using two sundials and a camel. As I sat in front of my own sundial, I thought, people that kind of smart blow my mind. My sundial doesn’t even work. It reads 6 o’clock at 8.30 in the morning. Perhaps it isn’t windows compatible…
Where were you born? Not far from my mum’s birth canal. Pretty sure it was in a maternity suite, most likely in a hospital… this is fairly personal, isn’t it?
What is your favourite food? It must be carrots and corn, coz that’s all that ever comes back out again How many kids do you have? I have collected loads of them, but people always make me give them back. I’ll never get the whole set at this rate. Where have you previously worked? Both places. Indoors and outdoors What is your favourite colour? Colour doesn’t exist. It’s an illusion created by your brain. If I had to choose I’d have to say ‘wet paint’. What is your favourite movie? Movies are capitalist propaganda trying to sway your emotions and control you. So, 'Brazil' or '1984'. Your favourite country is? ‘Europe’…. Bah aha ahahaha! Classic! Your biggest phobia is? Telephone activated mind control. Google 'MK Ultra'. It's a very real thing... If you could be any animal, what animal would you be? Um… I'm already an animal. Is this a trick question? Have you travelled? If so, where have you been? I've been in a bus, train, taxi, plane, boat etc…most forms of transport. What is something we wouldn’t know about you? Now that I've completed this questionnaire, I’m an open book. |
About the authorLouie is not as smart as he is tall, less sensible than he is bearded, and as green as he is blue. Archives
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