Disengenerous- when someone only offers you broken, expired, or out-of-date goods and never anything worthwhile.
Every electron in existence knows the state of every other electron. How is everything not connected? Dumcunnuva is Scotch/Irish (neither as a whiskey) and means a day of dealing with difficult people; specifically boneheaded ones.
You know those days where the left hand doesn't know what the right is doing? A Dumcunnuva day is where the left hand and the right hand are flipping each either off in an epic stalemate of boneheadedness.
I like phones. They've done wonders for communication. We've seen language go full circle now due to phones and the internet; from grunts and clicks through to the Renaissance and back to LOLs and clicks. It's a beautiful thing.
What I don't like about phones is how people use them to make themselves feel important. There's nothing worse than a jerk talking on a phone pushing past you and your kids on the street. I've taken to loudly saying "Look at that important man kids! He has a phone, but no manners!" Important people will have to up the ante by having two or three phones attached various face holes to make them stand as more important than the other important people. "In 2003 six monkeys were funded by the Arts Council of England to see how long it would take them to type the works of Shakespeare.
After six months they had failed to produce a single word of English, broken the computer and used the keyboard as a lavatory. " 1,227 QI Facts To Blow Your Socks Off |
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