I live by the Uncertainty Principle- the surer you are, the wronger you'll be
Can people stop asking me to shed light on things? I have no natural ability for bioluminescence.
However, if sloughed dead skin is your thing; I'm your guy. I've stopped trying to make a difference. Now I try and make a same. I regularly succeed but no-one ever seems to notice. Bastards...
Hmmm... i need to change my approach with women. Apparently requesting to snip off a lock of a woman's hair so i can carry it with me, is less of a compliment than saying that their hair looks nice.
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