I know I’m not being my usual tolerant self by saying this, but I believe people who whistle have
something to hide and they are under the misapprehension that by whistling they hide themselves
in plain sight.
I’m on to them.
I understand as much as anybody the desire to whistle and put your hands in your pockets in the
vicinity of a law enforcement officer, but people who whistle, seemingly because they are in a good
mood, are covering for something. Probably the bodies in their chest freezer.
Nobody walks around singing while doing their groceries. Isn’t it the same thing as whistling?
If I heard someone singing loud and proud while they shopped I would immediately think they are a
crazy person, but there is something more deliberately deceiving about the whistle.
I’m not trying to make other people paranoid about whistlers, I’m just saying they’ve probably just
butchered their family and are out trying to get an alibi. That’s all.
Louie